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I hope
you never
regret me.
5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

newandclassicemo:

I bet if Patrick Stump could see how hard you’re trying to get better he would be really proud

ziver:

if you started following me during the off season, well then do I have news for you

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend



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