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officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
(via wanksclub)
mulkshake:

turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

great job Ohio

mulkshake:

turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

great job Ohio

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

straaya:


Im such a great friend

straaya:

Im such a great friend

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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adamyoungofficial:

Spoiler: Owl City is 95% sad lyrics over uplifting chords.

bombastry:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

this made me so mad. being harrassed is nothing to keep quite about. 

wreckingballheart:

T’is the season for cancer research fundraising! Maybe you’re not old enough for a tattoo (or scared of commitment, I feel you) but still want to loudly and proudly display your love for Jack’s Mannequin. Or maybe you missed out on the necklaces made through the JM webstore ages ago bearing this same symbol and have been kicking yourself since. Luckily, the folks behind ThePopUnderground.org are selling asterisk necklaces! All profits go right back to the Dear Jack Foundation, but I hear they’re selling quick so act fast if you want one! And make sure to rock them on tour this summer!

bands-internet:

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

Dont talk to me

rnateruess:

theninjamonkey:

An oldie. Jack in Kansas City.

bICEPS

rnateruess:

theninjamonkey:

An oldie. Jack in Kansas City.

bICEPS



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